
Three groomers, four tables, two tubs, regulars every eight weeks — and a phone nobody can answer with a wet spaniel in both hands. Stella answers every call, books the right groom into the right groomer, table and tub, knows a full groom is bath-dry-clip, keeps regulars on their rhythm, and reminds.
Good morning, The Dog House, this is Stella — how can I help you?
You don't need another pet-salon app. You need someone who picks up, knows the tubs and tables, and keeps the eight-weekly rhythm going.
Recognised by number, greeted with the dog's name. Her usual groomer, her usual eight weeks — one sentence and it's done.
The universal six, and two that matter when your book is tubs, tables and regulars.
No menus, no “press one”, no hold music, no disclaimer wall. Place, first name, how can I help — in one breath. Then she listens instead of interrogating. And she's there at 7:40 in the morning and 9 at night — when the parent thinks of it, not when you open.
She searches actual availability — who is where, doing what, for how long, in which chair or room — and never double-books. If she offers 2:20, 2:20 is free.
Reminders go out ahead of time. When someone can't make it, she handles the flustered call with warmth and finds the next time without drama.
A cancelled four o'clock is the one slot you can't sell tomorrow. The moment it frees, she offers it — by text — to the people who've said they'd take short notice, who wanted earlier, or who owe a make-up. First yes takes it; nobody else hears about it.
A four o'clock cancels? She asks the five o'clock if they'd like to come earlier. Nobody is obliged, and it cascades — you finish at five, not six.
Someone turns down a 9am; she stops leading with mornings for them. Preferences, never rules — and when she checks, she uses very few words.
A full groom holds a tub, then a table, for the whole visit — and the groomer's hands for the bath and the clip. During the dry she's free, so Stella can book a nail trim or a quick tidy there. Nobody double-books a table.
Regulars are a rhythm with their groomer; she rebooks before the coat says otherwise, greets by the dog's name, and reminds the way each owner likes.
She takes the cancellation the moment it comes, whatever the hour — nobody waits for the desk to open. Runway is money: the earlier she knows, the more people she can offer the slot to once your outbound hours open, and the likelier it fills. Your policy — notice period, deposit, fee — is yours; she states it plainly, applies it the same way every time, and stays kind about it.
Everyone on the short-notice list asked to be on it. Nobody is nagged; nobody hears another client's business.
Rain, a burst pipe, a birth, the autoclave, the hall double-booked — the whole block moves, and it's your call, not the client's. You say it once; she works out who's affected, offers each person the right alternative in their own words, waives the fee, logs the reason, and reports back. When it's an overrun rather than a closure she works by who can still act: the people who haven't left home yet get the call and the choice; the people already in the room get the honest ETA and a coffee; nobody further out is touched until the delay is still growing. Nobody hears why; nobody rings the desk.
There's kennel cough going round — pause grooms for dogs from Oakfield daycare this week and offer next week.
Bath, dry, clip. The table and tub are taken for the visit; the groomer's hands for the start and the end. Stella books the way you work — so the dry becomes a nail trim on the next table.
You can't answer a phone holding a wet spaniel. Somebody has to.
A panel at the counter: who's next at which table, who's in the tub, what changed. One button to say “move Max to three.” Food reps and scam calls never reach the floor.
Between dogs, a glance and you know. Nothing to tap with wet hands.
No “press one”. No “your call is important to us”. No recorded disclaimers before a human word. Warm, short, present — and honest if you ask what she is.
She offers what's in your catalogue and staff profiles. She won't crown a “best” anyone or promise an outcome. A time she offers is a time that's free.
A moved client hears “we need to move your Tuesday — let me find you another time.” Never who, never why. And once moved kindly, they're not yo-yo'd back.
She doesn't lead with it and doesn't apologise for it. Ask, and she'll tell you plainly: she's the assistant. She helps; that's what people remember.
Your grooms as recipes by coat, your groomers and hours, your tubs and tables as pools, your regulars' rhythms. She's configured by hand for the first salons — a few at a time.
Stella is in early access with a small number of practices and salons. Tell us about your phone and we'll tell you plainly whether she fits — and when.